Of course we got the slowest lane at the border today. Dude was snooping in every car.
Where you going? - Seattle
Why? - visit relatives
No dog? (her backseat cover and pillow still there) - At mom's [you gonna check the hidden compartment in the trunk?]
What's that envelope? - Paperwork
For what? - We going to a fertility clinic for a consult.
Aren't they better in Canada? [Now going through our luggage]. So many Americans go there! - Thought we'ld see.
Hear the technology is so much better. - Well [exasperated] trying for three years now...
All these usa-c-ers [wtf?] are going up north. Heard it's much better. - Nodded [Hmm, have you been masturbating into a plastic cup lately?]
So many go to Canada. - [Well let's go home and re-evaluate this plan]
You paying over 10K for the fees? - No, it's just a consult.
Nothin' illegal, - [thanks for confirming...what if I stalk the local maternity ward?]
Tell us next time. - We're still seeing relatives.
It's a dual purpose so let us know. Nothin' illegal. - [fuck]
Even if you bring a chq (who has a prewritten chq when travelling?) - okay, unless sent before right? [think I'll use my visa to buy a baby though]
Oh yeah, if electronic it's fine. Just tell us if you do because a monetary declaration must be made. - [is this over yet?]
Well good luck to you guys. - Thank you! [We'll name our first born after you: "Dumbass"]
Note to self:
Next time, hide the envelope.
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